FWB Golf thread

[LJ]

OK, this is the place for comment and discussion on this years masters tournament. I have the feeling I may be discussing the issues with myself but what the hell.

The next best thing to being there is watching all of it in glorious HD! The pictures I'm getting are nothing short of spectacular!

I wanna be Tiger Woods!

http://home.skysports.com/commonfiles/f ... /golf.html

[alienator]

I just want to say that I plan on buying a handgun to keep next to my chair just in case golf comes on TV.

[movrnotashakr]

~movr

[pk0r]

I thought this would have to be about the tennis Masters Cup. My bet is on Roger Federer.

[slisk]

Do you have satellite on that HDTV? There has to be something else like the Tour of Dirtclod, or tractor pulls...something!

I myself wouldn't want to be like Mr. Roboto in that world. Maybe someone with a little style like...ChiChi Rodriquez! Now he is/was one bad@ss golfing machine.

[Ypsylon]

I just want to say that I plan on buying a handgun to keep next to my chair just in case golf comes on TV.

I'm not sure if I want to know what you did if they showed bowling or curling.

Is this Langer guy still playing? I say he will be the last guy to make the cut and stay in that position.

[Nicolai]

Is this Langer guy still playing? I say he will be the last guy to make the cut and stay in that position.

No, Lance Angerstrong quit playing, when his surgeon introduced him his new crew-cutted uniballed position, without dimples.

[j0m]

I just want to say that I plan on buying a handgun to keep next to my chair just in case golf comes on TV.

I understand golf can be pretty exciting for some people, but isn't firing a salute a bit over the top?
/J

[Boonen]

LJ, weren't you thinking of a trip to Augusta this year?

What do you guys reckon, Woods is on +1 after day one, can he break 70 a few times and win for the 5th time? It seems like he's suffering in his putting again like last year? Or will Brett Wetterich come with yet another surprise? From the two leaders I would expect most consistency from him to be honest, but then again what do I know.

[slisk]

I wonder how many sets of custom lightweight wheels he can buy on a day's salary? Maybe we should send him a link to this site.

[Fibre-Lyte]

"I respect the work in coloring parts but the result is stupid-monkey in silk clothes is still monkey."

I hope you don't mind me borrowing your slogan Nils, but it sooo applies to golf in High def.

(In case you wondered, golf )

Alienator, think yourself fortunate, guns aren't legal in the UK. I'll have to suffer

[allerge99]

What do you guys reckon, Woods is on +1 after day one, can he break 70 a few times and win for the 5th time? It seems like he's suffering in his putting again like last year? Or will Brett Wetterich come with yet another surprise? From the two leaders I would expect most consistency from him to be honest, but then again what do I know.

Well its the Masters and if history repeats it will be a wild and interesting ride for these guys all the way till Sunday afternoon. I bet it will stay close and who ever wins will only win by a few strokes under.

[Auk]

Gotta wonder about a game that is measured by strokes.

[alienator]

Gotta wonder about a game that is measured by strokes.

If it were a game measured in strokes and involved Chasey Lain, that would be cool (The video on the page tells the story ). Unfortunately, it's all about stokes and guys in bad clothes.

[LJ]

OK, I've had enough! You guys wanna play go do it in this thread and stop diluting my shrine to Tiger. I was quite happy to have a discussion with myself about this years Master so dont spoil my fun.

"L"!!!! Loseeerrrss!!