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Postby Nicolai » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:39 am

Ripley451 wrote:Thanks for the duct tape tip, Nicolai, sounds like you're speaking from experience? :wink:


Educated guessing :lol: I would duct tape me self in a mummy style, if I were close to one pumped with morphine and Sildenafil. Oh! Suit you! :grin:
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Postby Ripley451 » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:55 pm

Morphine, or any opiates would not be a good idea :roll:
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Postby Nicolai » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:01 pm

Ripley451 wrote:Morphine, or any opiates would not be a good idea :roll:


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Postby Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:15 pm

Dear God, please don't let my doctor be Nicolai :thanx:
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Postby Fibre-Lyte » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:25 pm

Ripley451 wrote:Dear God, please don't let my doctor be Nicolai :thanx:


TOO LATE!! :lol:
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Postby Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:10 pm

I guess I'll be better off walking down the streets of Tehran, wearing an 'I love the US' t-shirt......

It also explains why www.amazon.se has sold the only copy of 'an idiot's guide to carrying out heart/lung transplants' :roll:
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Postby Nicolai » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:38 pm

Ripley451 wrote:I guess I'll be better off walking down the streets of Tehran, wearing an 'I love the US' t-shirt......


Osama Bin' there, done that. No probs. But I personally wouldn't let me heart and lungs to the hands of Urs truly...THAT would scare the s*it...


Ripley451 wrote:It also explains why www.amazon.se has sold the only copy of 'an idiot's guide to carrying out heart/lung transplants' :roll:


How Swede of U. But rest assured, I wouldn't buy any guidebooks from the Swedes. Instead, when the moment is on, I'm gonna consult Alienator on-line via Messenger. Hope that he isn't too pissed at that time.

If that fails, I've ordered the multi-tool for transplantation and gardening named Orgazmo-Gizmo from BBCs Fast Show Tv-shop. :shock:
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Postby Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:43 pm

So if MSN Messenger crashes during the operation.....? :dunno:

Nurse to surgeon: 'Dr Sminkie Pinkie, we've lost Tuscon!'

Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'theth theth theth theth, Chris Waddle, I'll get my coat'

Nurse to surgeon: 'where are you going?'

Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'You ain't seen me, alright?' :shame:

ps.why not use the 'pocket-gizmo', as sold on Chanel 5?
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Postby Nicolai » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:52 pm

Ripley451 wrote:ps.why not use the 'pocket-gizmo', as sold on Chanel 5?


Due the new airline regulations. No Chanel 5 on the airplane.

Just clothes :cry: :roll:

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Postby Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:54 pm

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Postby Fibre-Lyte » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:08 am

Nicolai and and a (possibly) pissed Alienator doing the op (with carbon fibre organs?) .....it's gotta be a Nobel Prize nomination :shock:
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Postby Nicolai » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:35 am

Fibre-Lyte wrote:Nicolai and and a (possibly) pissed Alienator doing the op (with carbon fibre organs?) .....it's gotta be a Nobel Prize nomination :shock:


Nope. It's called double promotion (dp :shock: ), or the public defence of our thesis'.

Carbon fibre? Er, we were arguing if we should use recycled PET bottles, or beer cans, and found a compromise in the form of papier maché. Made from u**d toilet paper. The extra soft tissue quality, if I may say. Only teh best for the bald and beautiful. :roll:
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Postby alienator » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:37 am

Nicolai wrote:Nope. It's called double promotion (dp :shock: ), or the public defence of our thesis'.

Carbon fibre? Er, we were arguing if we should use recycled PET bottles, or beer cans, and found a compromise in the form of papier maché. Made from u**d toilet paper. The extra soft tissue quality, if I may say. Only teh best for the bald and beautiful. :roll:


In the name of academic integrity I have to say that I was in favor of using Ziplock bags and scotch tape.
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Postby Ripley451 » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:58 am

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Postby Juanmoretime » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:15 pm

Ripley,

I was a little hesitant on opening this thread and reading it by the title although I'm glad I did. I had no idea and I do wish you the best!

I think you will be fine. Billy Joel said it best: "Only the good die young". So smile and be bad!
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