Ripley451 wrote:Thanks for the duct tape tip, Nicolai, sounds like you're speaking from experience?
Educated guessing
I would duct tape me self in a mummy style, if I were close to one pumped with morphine and Sildenafil. Oh! Suit you! 
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by Nicolai » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:39 am
Educated guessing
I would duct tape me self in a mummy style, if I were close to one pumped with morphine and Sildenafil. Oh! Suit you! -
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by Fibre-Lyte » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:25 pm
Ripley451 wrote:Dear God, please don't let my doctor be Nicolai
TOO LATE!!
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by Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:10 pm
I guess I'll be better off walking down the streets of Tehran, wearing an 'I love the US' t-shirt......
It also explains why www.amazon.se has sold the only copy of 'an idiot's guide to carrying out heart/lung transplants'
It also explains why www.amazon.se has sold the only copy of 'an idiot's guide to carrying out heart/lung transplants'
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by Nicolai » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:38 pm
Ripley451 wrote:I guess I'll be better off walking down the streets of Tehran, wearing an 'I love the US' t-shirt......
Osama Bin' there, done that. No probs. But I personally wouldn't let me heart and lungs to the hands of Urs truly...THAT would scare the s*it...
Ripley451 wrote:It also explains why www.amazon.se has sold the only copy of 'an idiot's guide to carrying out heart/lung transplants'
How Swede of U. But rest assured, I wouldn't buy any guidebooks from the Swedes. Instead, when the moment is on, I'm gonna consult Alienator on-line via Messenger. Hope that he isn't too pissed at that time.
If that fails, I've ordered the multi-tool for transplantation and gardening named Orgazmo-Gizmo from BBCs Fast Show Tv-shop.
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by Ripley451 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:43 pm
So if MSN Messenger crashes during the operation.....? 
Nurse to surgeon: 'Dr Sminkie Pinkie, we've lost Tuscon!'
Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'theth theth theth theth, Chris Waddle, I'll get my coat'
Nurse to surgeon: 'where are you going?'
Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'You ain't seen me, alright?'
ps.why not use the 'pocket-gizmo', as sold on Chanel 5?
Nurse to surgeon: 'Dr Sminkie Pinkie, we've lost Tuscon!'
Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'theth theth theth theth, Chris Waddle, I'll get my coat'
Nurse to surgeon: 'where are you going?'
Dr Sminkie-Pinkie: 'You ain't seen me, alright?'
ps.why not use the 'pocket-gizmo', as sold on Chanel 5?
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by Fibre-Lyte » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:08 am
Nicolai and and a (possibly) pissed Alienator doing the op (with carbon fibre organs?) .....it's gotta be a Nobel Prize nomination
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by Nicolai » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:35 am
Fibre-Lyte wrote:Nicolai and and a (possibly) pissed Alienator doing the op (with carbon fibre organs?) .....it's gotta be a Nobel Prize nomination
Nope. It's called double promotion (dp
), or the public defence of our thesis'.
Carbon fibre? Er, we were arguing if we should use recycled PET bottles, or beer cans, and found a compromise in the form of papier maché. Made from u**d toilet paper. The extra soft tissue quality, if I may say. Only teh best for the bald and beautiful.
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by alienator » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:37 am
Nicolai wrote:Nope. It's called double promotion (dp
Carbon fibre? Er, we were arguing if we should use recycled PET bottles, or beer cans, and found a compromise in the form of papier maché. Made from u**d toilet paper. The extra soft tissue quality, if I may say. Only teh best for the bald and beautiful.
In the name of academic integrity I have to say that I was in favor of using Ziplock bags and scotch tape.
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by Juanmoretime » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:15 pm
Ripley,
I was a little hesitant on opening this thread and reading it by the title although I'm glad I did. I had no idea and I do wish you the best!
I think you will be fine. Billy Joel said it best: "Only the good die young". So smile and be bad!
I was a little hesitant on opening this thread and reading it by the title although I'm glad I did. I had no idea and I do wish you the best!
I think you will be fine. Billy Joel said it best: "Only the good die young". So smile and be bad!
For my next trick I will set myself on fire!
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