"Everybody has their own Ventoux"

[drjones96]

Dude...not the post I was expecting.

Here's to you finding a donor

[Frankie - B]

Holy Cow Loz!

This is a tough cookie. Lie the topic title, everybody has their own mountain we have to climb. Though this must be harder then climbing in the Himalayas...

Like said by all the people here: "I'm with you mate"

Good luck buddy

[Fibre-Lyte]

If no viable organs come up, any chance of knocking a set up please, Stephen, in plain twill if poss?

No problem. The only downside is we'll need the originals to take a mould from

It's good to see you're keeping your spirits up

[Nicolai]

I feel you my flexible friend with the shocking news, even if I dunno, what Idiopathehic Hypertension is, though.

Just let me know if there's sumthin' I can do. I happen to know a slightly annoying neighbor from town, whom with little persuasive over talking just might donor his lungs and heart. He's a cold hearted a*sehole, and chain smokes like a coal miner, but hell, there ain't a queue of voluntary persons for donating their organs.

No, honestly, just drop a word, if there's something I can do.

[Ripley451]

No problem. The only downside is we'll need the originals to take a mould from...

It doesn't matter what size! If they're too small you can use my old ones once they've been removed, too large and I'll get the doc's to remove some fat I hope my 'northern' specialists are better than this

No, honestly, just drop a word, if there's something I can do.

Just keep me smiling

ps."Do my lungs look big in this?"

Though this must be harder then climbing in the Himalayas...

Looks like I'll not be doing any Scottish routes this winter, let alone knocking off Nanga Parbat

[Taniwha]

Mate,

What a shocker!
Ditch the northern winter, get your backside down here for a spot of summer and I'll take you fishing.

Take care.

That would depend on a doctor writing a letter to say I'm fit to fly

Get that letter written! The fishings all go here at the mo, and I'm looking for an excuse to escape the house renovation.
There's a Kingfish with your name on it!

[Ripley451]

...even if I dunno, what Idiopathehic Hypertension is, though.

High blood pressure in the right ventricle and pulmonary artery.

I'll skip on the offer of your neighbours lungs..........."Well the good news is the heart and lungs are fine and show no signs of rejection; the bad news is you've got lung cancer. We forgot to give you better lungs than you had before."

[Ripley451]

Get that letter written! The fishings all go here at the mo, and I'm looking for an excuse to escape the house renovation.
There's a Kingfish with your name on it!

Well I've watched many an episode of Rex Hunt

[Nicolai]

I'll skip on the offer of your neighbours lungs..........."Well the good news is the heart and lungs are fine and show no signs of rejection; the bad news is you've got lung cancer. We forgot to give you better lungs than you had before."

So we're getting a wee bit picky then? Well I'm sorry that my neighbour isn't Miguel Indurain. I'm sure the lungs aren't not that bad shapewise, since he's chain smoking Marlboro Light cigarettes, read on the immense amount of stumps, which the annoying fellow drops from his balcony, to our city houses balcony one floor below.

At least the neighbour hasn't got liver cirrhosis, since he's too broke to get pissed more often than on Fridays, and if you've started building yours cirrose, by emptying that vino cellar of yours, I guess the liver could be transplanted at the same time too while you're at the docs table

http://comedy.peekvid.com/s3566/e51625/

[Ripley451]

I think I'd prefer Maria McErlane in one piece

[Nicolai]

I think I'd prefer Maria McErlane in one piece

Have a (piece of) cake and eat it too?

[Ripley451]

And the gin too

[Nicolai]

And the gin too

A gin toonic would be actually nice Now I gotta get some sleep.

Take care!

[col hicks]

ripley my thoughts are with you, take it easy and when you get to sunny sheffield tell me and i will come and see you , cheers

[Ripley451]

Ty Col