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Jens!!!!!!!!

Postby slisk » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:35 am

Loved seeing me favorite rider win again!
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Re: Jens!!!!!!!!

Postby Ypsylon » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:22 am

I, from this day, shall measure my trainig load in Voigts.

Riding under threshold will be 0 Voigts.

Riding above threshold in the bunch will be 0 Voigts.

Riding above threshold in a break will be 1 Voigt for every 10 Watts above threshold.

Riding above threshold in a solo break will be 2 Voigts for every 10 Watts above threshold.

Riding above threshold, attacking will be 3 Voigts for every 10 Watts above threshold if you are attacking the bunch or your breakaway, 4 Voigts if you are attacking your team car, 5 Voigts if you are attacking your shadow, and 10 Voigts if you are attacking Jens Voigt or three or more of his children.
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Re: Jens!!!!!!!!

Postby slisk » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:25 am

That's pretty good. I've read some other Jens comments but this is really original. You should send this to him via the team email or something. Go Jens!
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Re: Jens!!!!!!!!

Postby mdeth1313 » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:15 pm

Who wins in a fight between Jens Voigt and Chuck Norris?
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