Ripley451 wrote:Firstly, you do realise that in our glorious history we've gone to war over less inflamatory comments and that doesn't include some of the things that resulted in people being sent to the colonies!
You want to share more about your penile colony? Puh-lease...
Ripley451 wrote:(it's even worse than suggesting that we bolt gritstone crags!!!)
Now that's an interesting claim. We do not only suggest bolting, but we've got some evidence of ladders too. And isn't there an elevator for handicapped being built in Ben Nevis?
Ripley451 wrote:And wtf were you doing in Halifax?
I went there to send a fax to Hal, and to taste some Chips. Don't recall much more, 'cos I was so pissed. Hazards of business trips.